· It really wouldn't be Halloween weekend on Hollywood Boulevard without posted threats warning against the illegal use of silly string. The firing of automatic weapons, however, is acceptable when a critical part of one's costume. [pictured]
Whew. For a minute there, we were worried that we* were the only ones who noticed that Jeri Ryan has huge breasts.
The dog-bites-man of entertainment reporting: South Park offends someone.
You'd think that a room full of Marines would want to party with Jenna Jameson, but you'd be wrong.
· Brad and Angelina are treating India like their private helipad. Can't they buy themselves an orphan, quickly escape to America, and stop stirring up trouble?
· Pussycat Doll hopefuls seem to have that not-so-fresh feeling.

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