· Us Weekly, your go-to source for up-to-the-second status reports about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's failed marriage, is the first to report (and don't you forget it, People bitches) that Simpson officially filed for divorce today, mere months after the entire world knew the relationship was long dead.
· For a little while today, this article was accompanied by the picture of Michael Jackson you see at the left instead of one of Samuel L. Jackson—which made gave the whole Dream Keep award discussed seem a lot more sinister.
· The Gilded Moose teaches us all about the various period Texan hairstyles inflicted upon Anne Hathaway in Brokeback Mountain.
· It's likely that many of you have seen this before, but whatever, we feel like linking it anyway: bear on a trampoline.

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