· Celebrated documentarian Ken Burns has finally devoted his attention to a conflict that can hold our attention over an eleven hour span: Karen vs. Pam.
· Sinbad is dead...is dead! Or...is...it? It feels like we haven't gotten a Sinbad sighting in quite a while. Hmmm. Dude could totally be dead.
· "In one scene, a cute, topless girl is roughly tied down on a table by evil female Nazi experimenters who begin draining her blood and, as she screams in agony, they brand her like livestock with a coal-hot steel swastika. And every girl in the Nazi concentration camp is topless." To paraphrase a friend of ours...some say best fake topless Third-Reichsploitation flick trailer evs?
· Ari Emanuel's brother: Let's keep the new kids in Congress away from that big, bad Colbert guy. He might make us look silly!
· Always a fave: Famous person falls down! It's funny because we know who she is! (Actually, it's still pretty funny when that second chick wipes out, too. Because we are bad people.)

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