· Our brave pal at Gridskipper shares a tale of his terrifying, non-reptile-related attack on his flight out of Los Angeles. We give you: Rats on a Plane.
· Meanwhile, Wired rounds up some of its favorite bloggy SoaP moments.
· We cannot stress this enough: Do NOT click on this link (NSFW!) if you don't want to see the profoundly scarring reverse angle of the Britney Giving Birth sculpture. Don't do it, really. Just don't.
· Just in case you don't believe us about the preceding warning, this cyclops kitty is way less disturbing than what you'd see if you clicked the forbidden link. Don't do it. This is not reverse psychology. You really don't want to see it.
· TVGasm somehow lured Paris Hilton into a video interview. They play nice, mostly, but she still sounds as if her shopping trip to Rodeo with a Make a Wish kid cured cancer.

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