· Pictured: At the press conference officially opening the 2007 Sundance Film Festival earlier this afternoon, Robert Redford addressed the media: "Hey, guys. Did you hear that we've got that movie where Dakota Fanning gets...how do I say this? Raped. Yeah, I know...heavy, powerful stuff. What, she's here? Hey, Dakota! You're gonna get that Oscar nomination, I just know you are, kid. You didn't surrender your innocence for nothing. What was I saying? Oh, yeah, we've also got that documentary about the guy who was fucked to death by a horse. Check it out. Nutty."
· Ryan Seacrest is shocked that Angelina Jolie wouldn't even pretend she could tolerate his pointless red carpet questions.
· The WOW Report got thisclose to getting Lindsay Lohan on the phone from the Wonderland Rehabilitation Clinic and Luxury Day Spa.
· Nikki Finke dives deep into Brad Grey's "boorish" table-hopping at the Globes.
· In just a little over four hours, you can engage in some hott cyber with the Horny Manatee.
· This is exactly what it would sound like if Matthew McConaughey forgot to get your Dr. Pepper.

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