· Someone at The Office thought it would be cute to get the cast and crew to do a dramatic reading of Jenna "Pam" Fischer's recent "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" piece for Esquire. And you know what? It's pretty damn cute. Especially the stuff about getting blown by Lindsay Lohan.
· If you're 16 and famous and get knocked up by your 19-year-old boyfriend, is it a mistake, or are you just mature and trying to get a head start on raising a family?
· Pittsburghians might be a little too touchy if they actually give a shit about what Sienna Miller thinks of their city.
· You know what? If you have to unhinge your jaw to eat a burger, it's too fucking big. [via Tabloid Baby]
· Malawi's attention whore officials are really sticking to their adoption story, even though Madonna's publicist says she has no plans to wrap up one of their babies in magic red string and take it home.

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