· We don't believe for a second that the Church of Scientology is buying Neverland Ranch, but it's fun to think about how Michael Jackson's llamas might fare in an auditing session. [pic via Cityrag]
Things are really going downhill fast for the Brokeback crew, aren't they? E-cards? Really now? Next up: Jack and Ennis emoticons for your forbidden IM love notes. [via Collider]
· Terror at 30,000 feet has never been so tasty: Snakes on a Plane with a Donut.
Fun facts about the M:i:III logo: "Total Scrabble value � 7...Roman numerals suggested by title � 1000, 1, 3...Ratio of characters in written title to syllables when title is spoken aloud � 7:3"
Richard Belzer's dog has a MySpace profile.

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