· Brokeback parodies may be dead, but Jack and Sawyer from Lost are throwing a hell of a wake. Really, another classic.
The "i" network earned a 0.0 rating...just like a test pattern, but way more expensive!
Canonist reports that the Family Films for Families group now has robots doing its dirty work.
George Clooney wants to terrify you with his art, but at least his movies don't try to do it with some genitals in a pair of Groucho glasses.
· Last reminder: Join us for the Oscars liveblog on Sunday. We often talk about blogging drunk, but this time it could really get ugly.

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