· Because we know you're still starved for Britney Spears parody videos even a week after her VMA appearance, here's another one. SimBrit loses some accuracy points, however, for being less dead-eyed than the real Spears.
· Gimme more, you say? OK, if you insist.
· Britney's manager drops her like she's hot. (The kids will get that reference, right? We're a little out of our element.)
· Ed Burns realizes that the Woody Allen schtick got old a long time ago.
· Mary-Louise Parker has adopted an African orphan, but her publicist has not yet disclosed whether the new little girl is from the Madonna or Angelina Jolie lines of adorable, Hollywood-ready infants.

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