· New View co-host Sherri Shepherd has never seen a globe. (She's not really up on her sexual positions, either.)
· David Chase is just as perplexed by The Sopranos' baffling Emmy snubs as we are.
· Losanjealous experiences all kinds of Van Halen awesomeness at last night's full tour rehearsal.
· Whoring for QVC: the dirtiest job of them all.
· Have you seen these OJ-memorabilia-heisting men?
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