Look, we're not going to try and sell you on these reader-created pictures* inspired by upcoming reptiles-and-aircraft masterwork Snakes on a Plane. You either want to see them, or you don't.

Another pic awaits after the jump.

[*The snake is real, the plane somewhat less so.]

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