A little earlier today, the people behind Jackass ensemble member Chris Pontius' Untitled Male Stripper Comedy began delivering the script to some potential studio partners via a courier wearing a Speedo, a temporary Playboy bunny tattoo, and little else, a stunt sure to generate a bidding war just as intense as the one generated by the armored lackeys CAA hired for its Halo extravaganza of summer 2005. A brave Defamer operative snapped this photo of their scantily clad delivery guy, whose, ahem, package, was quite unexpected.

We encourage anyone who's had a brush with one of these messengers to share their stories. You'll feel better about the violation of your work space if you talk it out.

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