As it turns out, Warner Bros.' surprising approval of the the Official Topps Superman Out of the Closet™ trading card was merely a bold first step towards a more inclusive direction in the marketing of their upcoming blockbuster, Superman Returns. Defamer has obtained this crude artist's rendering for the studio's next one-sheet spotlighting the Man of Steel's rediscovery of a long-supressed ability to melt all evil-doers in his path with rays of rainbow-hot fabulousness, a clear repudiation of our misguided ideas about the earlier effort we foolishly tried to convince ourselves was heralding a return to hetero orthodoxy.

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