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Apparently, the cable company employee responsible for making sure that the internet access at Defamer HQ functions properly has either suffered a stroke or taken the day off, as we've been experiencing intermittent outages all morning. We promise to do our best to fight through this incredible adversity and deliver time-wasting content to the ten or so Hollywood employees required to be at work today. As always, thank you for bearing with us in these difficult times such as.