· Freelance local kamikaze journalist Mark Ebner will read at the kick-off of the now-weekly Writers Garage events at Dipiazzas Lava Lounge in Long Beach. Tonight will also feature Mike Martt (formerly of Thelonious Monster) and bands The Things and Nothing Lost playing along.
· If you're a self-described "big fat banana slut for karaoke" like LAist blogger Jana Pants, you will probably achieve spontaneous orgasm at El Cid's live band karaoke night.
· Music round-up: The Rev. Al Green at the Hollywood Bowl; Hot Chip at the Troubadour; Panic! At the Disco at the Wiltern.
Contact information for this author is not available.
![Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated) Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)](http://cache-foo-02.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/7/2009/12/126x100_--75bkxuylk.jpg)








