People.com claims that this photo (screenshot above) of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes depicts America's Most Suspicious Couple exiting a "Beverly Hills medical building," but a sharp-eyed reader tipped us that it's part of a set of images of Cruise and Holmes at his son's baseball game last week. More troubling than the possible recontextualization of the photo is our paranoid fear that Cruise seems to be to traveling with a war-bride body-double wearing what appears to be a five-dollar wig and a poorly constructed rubber Katie mask, perhaps allowing him to take in a ball game without stirring up separation rumors while his pregnant fiancée remains back at the compound, where she can work with her silent-birthing coach to prepare for her imminent fake delivery.

• Star Tracks [People.com]
• Baseball Game of Tom's son in CA (3) - 3/19/06 [KatieHolmes.com]
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