We knew that it wouldn't take long for somebody with a scanner to release The Sun's pics of a young Tom Cruise dressed up as Dorothy (remember—he WAS Dorothy, not a "friend of," that's an important distinction) and a flapper into the wilds of the internets. The mind boggles at how many tense sessions grabbing the e-meter it took to chase off whatever troublesome body thetans were responsible for this potentially embarrassing chapter in his life.

UPDATE: Tom Cruise's lawyer would like us to clarify some things about his sister and his onetime use of the above Dorothy costume.

• Friend of Dorothy [A Mind is a Terrible Thing via DLISTED]
• Tom Cruise's teen secrets [The Sun]

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