You would think having Tom Cruise pull you around a sealed-off FAO Schwartz by your ponytail would be 27th birthday gift enough, but as it turns out, that was just the beginning:

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

While we can only guess at the contents of these Cruise movie themed messages ("Will you be my co-pilot? Love, Maverick."..."Dear Katie: Always respect the cock! And enjoy Magnolia! Ha, ha! Love, Tom"), we have no doubt this deeply personalized gift was exactly what Holmes was wishing for as she blew out her birthday candles. But being whisked away moments later by her escorts to a sensory depravation chamber for a fun-filled 76-hour Tom Cruise reprogramming session film festival was simply the icing on the proverbial cake!

• CRUISE CREATES OWN DVD COLLECTION FOR HOLMES [Contact Music]
• Previously: Katie Holmes Turns 27 Amongst Other Imprisoned Playthings [Defamer]

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