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    walk-fame-2007.jpgThe Walk of Fame committee offered a sneak preview of which famous names will get their own star on Hollywood Blvd. in the coming year, later to be urinated upon countless times by drunk and/or homeless well-wishers. Here's the list:

    Michael Caine, Matt Damon, Lauren Shuler Donner, Jamie Foxx, John Goodman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert Altman, Erik Estrada, Kiefer Sutherland, Jerry Stiller, Dick Wolf, Mariah Carey, The Doors, Crystal Gayle, Tim McGraw, LeAnn Rimes, Shania Twain, Tim Rice, Lily Tomlin and Stu Nahan.

    We're happy for all the recipients, though perhaps just a little more for Kiefer Sutherland, and the prospect of an Agent Jack Bauer impersonator lingering by the star outside the Chinese Theater, who for five bucks will sell you a Polaroid of him tackling his partner wearing a Christmas tree costume.


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