· Gail Berman gets the boot, as Brad Grey ascends to ultimate Paramount power.
· A new batch of soccer-playing, "Wannabe"-singing celebutards injects itself into a saturated market.
· A week of awards season round-ups.
· The Paula Abdul Trainwreck Express has left the station.
· An agreement with the IRS means the end of Golden Globes gift bags.
· Malibu burns, and takes with it the house that Thighmaster built.
· The Walk of Fame gets Swank'd, and a reader gets swag'd.
· James Cameron's first movie since Titanic has the same title as M. Night Shyamalan's next project.
· We will all think back to this as the Golden Era of Donald Vs. Rosie.
· Lindsay Lohan's Liver 2.0 is bigger, faster, stronger than before.
· Dance for us, children of the rich and famous, dance!
· Angelina Jolie still hasn't completely bonded with her white blob.
· The end of the Piven-Cusack affair?
· Mr. Blackwell weighs in.
· ICM doesn't require its agent trainees have reality-show-starring experience, but it helps.

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