· Golden Globe overload!: Our recap. Red carpet reviews. That insipid song. Clooney on the Brokeback sequel. The parties. The embarrassing mothers. The no-shows. The bombs. The burgers. The Gays. The elevators. The SCANDAL! The bra flap. The End.
· Tom Cruise gives Katie an inscribed collection of his own movies on DVD, and thus the "Dear Katie" parlor game is born. Sadly, however, not even this remarkably thoughtful gift seems to cheer Katie up.
· Disney seduces a rose-biting Pixar with its tango of corporate synergy.
· The boys of Heroin Alley: Leif Garrett hits rock bottom on a subway platform, while Brad Renfro pleads not guilty.
· Maddox and Zahara now have Pitt's last name, ensuring that long after Brad disappears forever, Angelina Jolie's adopted children will have something to remember him by.
· "Aw, the battery s dead so is my fucking cock."
· Not a great week for Paris Hilton: First, a deposition gives the world a glimpse into her keen intellect. Then a report comes out that she peed herself in a cab.
· Fabrizio Moretti gets a piece of Drew Barrymore at the opera.

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