· O, TIFF: Brad Pitt dazzles. The gift bags don't. Canada fails to live up to its Bowling For Columbine reputation. At least we know where they stand on Spicoli smoking.
· Anna Nicole Smith loses her sweet, 20-year-old son, and Her Majesty's Secret Coroner won't tell us why or how.
· "If you can't get my $200 million Ripley's Believe It Or Not movie off the ground, maybe CAA can."
· Ben Affleck celebrates his Vienna Film Festival Best Actor win by plopping a journalist on his lap and showering her with jokes about sausages and coffee.
· CorpseGate! The on again, off again, on again stinky, CSI: NY-inconveniencing sensation!
· Tom Cruise uses everything he learned from Jerry Maguire to pretend he really, really likes football.
· We'll never forget the bulge and the bump.
· Sean Preston is smiling because he now has someone to sympathize with him.
· The Ballad of Big Red.
· Joe Francis has learned his lesson, and will glance quickly at fake IDs from here on in.
· When Jane Fonda used to do blow, it wasn't for fun—it was for the revolution.
· If Bobby Brown thinks he's getting hell to the half of her net worth, he's hell to the nuts.

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