Oscar Overload: · Elton John's Oscar party to feature edible chocolate waiters and gift bags made of, and filled with, solid gold.
· We ring the death knell on Brokeback parodies. Then go on to make our thousandth Brokeback joke.
· Cash bar, people, and may we remind you we...uh, we mean they, work for tips.
· Greenroom's beige.
· The man who found the time to out his high school drama teacher in his acceptance speech lectures nominees on how to keep things on topic.
· Just like the LA it portrays, no one involved in making Crash seems capable of getting along.
· Gropegate! Scarlett fights back! But Isaac swears the handsiness will go on.
And elsewhere: · Stacey Snider indeed leaves Universal to head up day-to-day operations of Paramount's DreamWorks. Brad Grey is thrilled, even though he isn't firing anyone.
· Jeremy Piven is a does the Worm.
· We now know that Lindsay Lohan has definitely been in a room with a bong.
· Eddie Murphy's dirty little she-male secrets are coming back to haunt him.
· Ooh! Neat! There really is a bunny logo beneath her right breast!
· And nothing over hers!
· Moonves vs. Stern is a media titan fight we wouldn't mind watching play out.
· Make your vagina famous!
· The only portion of the Supreme Court proceedings Anna Nicole Smith understood was when they announced, "We will now break for lunch."
· Don Knotts and Darren McGavin recently added to Oscar telecast.
· Drew Lachey wins Dancing with the Stars, and offers his own take on the gay cowboy waddle.
· Amanda Scheer Demme vs. Brent Bolthouse and the little matter of "selling out to the Jew."
· This might be Paris Hilton eating pancakes. Or it might some footage of a chicken slaughtering plant. Frankly, it's too blurry to tell.
· Arrested Development inches closer to a new home at Showtime.
· Welcome to the new generation of TV execs: the underwear-free version!
· Spider-Man 3 is sad, wet and black.
· Hermione likes it with lime.
· Joe Rogan, I hate you...you're not funny...

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