· A slight oversight by the THR photo department leads to Focus Features' Jack Foley getting some strange looks in the mailroom. Further confusion ensues.
· If you're feeling up to it, hop back on board the Anna-Go-Round. Just be prepared to get sick.
· We shall never know what sorts of mangled silverware Garbage Disposal Resistant Girl saves in the future, as her adventures are cut short by a lawsuit against NBC.
· Robin Williams rides his dark journey of the soul for all it's worth. (Probably won't help.)
· Similarly, so do Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.
· Tori Spelling making yet more Spellings.
· Are studios going to keep pumping out animated animal movies as long as they keep making money? Does a CGI bear shit vectors in the woods?
· Paris Hilton gets her assflap kicked, and other Hyde adventures.
· Madonna is a wonderful person.
· Michael Bay: The Michelangelo of making people cry with a bullhorn.
· Jim Carrey gets his mojo back after dumping his latest project before it could dump him.
· The creators of Nip/Tuck enact the most diabolical revenge on a difficult actor in history.
· Caution: You are entering manboob country.

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