The youth of today: what the hell are they doing all the time? Nothing good, that's for sure.

• They are online with their gadgets and gizmos. Every waking minute.
• They are snacking. All the time.
• They are sexting. And they can't be stopped.
• The are playing drinking games. Laws be damned.
• They're committing crimes. Even in Moose Jaw.

Kids: Control yourselves or we'll be forced to pass a law against your activities. Ah... a new law.
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