World's best Tiger Woods impersonator Canh Oxelson "has all but put an end to his look-alike career," reports the New York Observer. Impersonating Tiger Woods just isn't as fun as it used to be, Canh says, and he's kind of busy at his new job as head of college counseling at Horace Mann.

This seems ripe for a class-conscious subplot in some surrealist version of Gossip Girl. [NYO, image via TigersDouble.com]