A 20-year-old female undergrad is the third proudest person in the world today (following her two proud parents) after being named winner of a month-long contest to find the "horniest student."
The contest, held by a UK-based website dedicated to helping university students "meet up for sex," crowned Elina Desaine of the University of Exeter "Britain's Horniest Student" after she beat out hundreds of "sex-mad" contestants with this sexy entry:
I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes i go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!
The Latvia-born computer science major, who spent her formative years at a religious all-girls school in London, says she only had sex twice before arriving at Exeter.
In fact, Desiane's love-making partners have gotten so numerous, that she's been forced to start keeping a list.
Sometimes she'll forget a name, and include a description instead ("French guy", "Marine guy").
"All my friends are the same," said Desaine, who belongs to the school's clothes-averse Expedition Society (see below). "We are all just up for having a great time and going out. Uni life is three years to be wild before it starts settling down and it really flies by."
In addition to the coveted title, Desaine also took home £500 ($805), a year's supply of condoms, a cellphone, and a "crate of alcohol."
Asked about how being named the "horniest student" might impact her employability, Desaine, who nicknamed herself "Slutvian," shrugs.