When a local news interview with a great-grandmother who just turned 100 starts out with her asking the reporter "how's ya dick hangin'?," you know it's going to be good.

Advertisement

When that same local news interview continues with the centenarian telling the reporter she's celebrating by "getting me a piece of dick," and she'll feel better "when I get a good dick," you know it's going to be amazing.

[H/T: BroBible]