Horny Ghost Of Osama Bin Laden Is the Book of the Year

Well, the Nobel Prize committee can give up right now, because P.R. Resurrector is the only author deserving of literature's greatest prize, and Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden: Rise of the Ghost is his masterpiece.

In a marketplace crowded with new literary classics, from Affair of the Wolf (Book One of the Jim Tankson Saga: An Erotic, Keyword, Environmentalism, Werewolf, Schoolgirl, Horror, Passion Tale) to Ravished by the Triceratops to Celebrities with Big Dicks like Jay-Z, Liam Neeson, Colin Farrell, and Many More, Resurrector's tale of horny ghosts and terrorisms arrives like a slap to the groin.

Bleeding Edge? Overrated. The Flamethrowers? More like "The Lame Throwers." Only one novel this year even deserves to be called literature, and it's Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden.

When an American diver goes in the search of the body of Osama bin Laden, he's surprised to find not only the body,but also Bin Laden's terrifying and horny ghost. [...] With the fate of the world in the hands of a sex-crazed terrorist. it's up to an influential figure from our past to save America from this bleak, sexual future.

Not convinced? Here's the book trailer:

[hat tip: Ethan P.]