A serial pooper is on the loose in Houston. Residents of the Woodland Heights neighborhood say one man—pictured above—has repeatedly shit on their sidewalks and in their yards, striking the yard of one unlucky house at least six times.
"This is our neighborhood," Aimee Parsons, a Woodland Heights resident, told KPRC."Whatever people think should go on around here — pooping is not okay. We don't want dogs pooping in our yards why would we want a human? It is very strange."
One neighbor installed a security camera near his home, capturing the alleged pooper in the act.
Witnesses say the man carries paper towels with him to wipe, only to carelessly leave them behind on the sidewalk.
"It's definitely not a nice thing to do to people," a neighbor said. "Going to the bathroom in their driveway is not nice. That's definitely not something that's suppose to go on in polite society."
When—or if!—the man is caught, he could face criminal mischief or indecent exposure charges.