NBC Universal Integrated Media president Beth Comstock explains to the attendees of the 2007 American Magazine Conference in lovely Boca Raton that modern media consumers are all either fat losers embarrassing themselves before the nation in the comfort of their living rooms or underaged MySpace camwhores.

AMC 2007: NBC Prez: Content Co.s Must Know Consumers 'Like We've Never Known Them Before' [FishbowlNY]