How much would you pay Aziz Ansari to write you a book about modern love and the woes of seeing your crush post a photo of their snacks on Instagram rather than reply to your texts? $3.5 million ($3,500,000)? Sounds about right!
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That's so much money! But I can't wait to read it, so if someone is going to give him all the $$ to make this happen, I think that's just fine.