You don't walk around with a name like Hugh Jackman without being perpetually huge and jacked.
Of course, the pressures of maintaining a ripped physique do take their toll, and before you know it you're the living embodiment of a Charles Atlas bully.
"If the bar ain't bendin, then you're just pretendin," the musical muscleman tweeted to his nearly 3 million followers a short while ago.
If the hashtags are to be believed, Jackman, fresh off his latest reprisal of Wolverine, is currently deadlifting 400 pounds to prepare for his role in Bryan Singer's X-Men sequel, Days of Future Past.
Bro, are you seriously going to take that from a guy wearing a barefoot shoe with laces?