Rick Perry, a Moron, Says Homosexuality Is Like Alcoholism

Blow-dried idiot and Texas Governor Rick "See My Glasses?" Perry has done some thinking, about these homos. Rick Perry is now prepared to answer your homosexual questions, in a hilariously poor fashion.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports on the suave and nuanced handling of The Question of Homosexuality that future U.S. President Rick Perry displayed during a speech in San Francisco yesterday. After saying he "did not know" whether magical therapy to turn gay people straight worked or not, Perry followed up with this:

Commonwealth Club interviewer Greg Dalton then asked him whether he believes homosexuality is a disorder.

"Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that," Perry said. "I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way."

"I look at the homosexual issue the same way [as I look at alcoholism, just one indication that non-Texan residents of the United States of America would be shocked to learn the true depths of my ignorance on basic social and scientific issues]," said Perry, one of our nation's foremost morons. "[I hope you like the fact that I gave this answer in San Francisco. You like that? My backwards, simplistic right-wing idiocy on policy is matched only by lack of political acumen.]"

Swaggering Moron Rick Perry in 2016.

[Photo: AP]