“I Had Sex With My Cat” Woman Says After Trying to Stab NeighborS

An Oklahoma woman allegedly attempted to stab her neighbor Monday afternoon, reportedly shouting, “Do you want to die?” as she did so. When police asked the woman about the the attempted stabbing, she replied: "I had sex with my cat and everyone knows."

According to the police report, Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, stood alongside her property's fence and angrily confronted her 72-year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison, yelling, “Come outside, I know you're in there. Do you want to die?” Brown was allegedly holding a small knife at the time.

Morrison called the police, who arrived on the scene and asked Brown why she'd threatened Morrison. “Because of what he did to me,” she reportedly responded. Police asked her what was Morrison did, and Brown said: “Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.” She later added that Morrison had “no connection” to her affair with the cat and that she “was just mad because everyone knows.”

For his part, Morrison said he hadn't heard of any incident between Brown and her cat. “This is news to me,” he said, adding that Brown sometimes looks “glassy-eyed” and liked to hang out with a group that gathered near a local head shop.

Oklahoma City police officers charged Brown with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony. She's being held in jail on $5,000 bail.

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