No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

Nothing deters watching porn more than the birth of Christ or the death of a terrorist. According to PornHub's page view analysis, people watch far less porn on major holidays—Christmas and Thanksgiving, especially—and on days in which major news events took place—jerking off was way down the day Osama Bin Laden was killed, for example.

On Christmas Eve, worldwide porn watching was down in every country, for an average decline of 22%, except for in Japan, where numbers held steady.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

On Christmas Day, porn viewing was also down 22% on average, except, again, for Japan, where porn viewing actually increased by eight percent.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

On Easter, Christ may have risen Americans but porn was down by 16 percent in the U.S.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day saw a 29 percent drop in the US.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

But the day after Thanksgiving, Americans apparently split their time between hellish visits to the mall and catching up on their porn.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

July 4: Americans too busy celebrating America to watch porn.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

But the biggest holiday-related porn drop-off occurred on New Year's Eve, when average porn viewing was down across the globe by an average of 28 percent.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

Major sporting and news events also led to a decrease.

2012 Super Bowl

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

2012 NBA Finals

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

Osama bin Laden's killing

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving

Except for the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, which Americans ignored, preferring to masturbate instead.

No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving