TLC has a new show called Sex Sent Me to the ER, which airs on Saturdays at 10 p.m. for maximum viewer shame. Last night's episode featured a Seattle woman named Liz who once had to go to the hospital in the midst of a three-hour orgasm. For the show, she and her boyfriend Eric reenacted the night for TLC's cameras, a reenactment that included Liz moaning in agony and/or ecstasy.

I stopped watching at the point where she gets wheeled into a Very Realistic hospital, but if you make it past that point please (don't) tell me how it ends.