I Will Personally Pay $20 to See Ashlee Simpson's Wedding Photos

Forever kid sister Ashlee Simpson got married this weekend, and her wedding photos, having escaped the interest of People, are still up for sale. Gawker.com has declined to make an institutional offer for the pics. In light of that decision, I'd like to say now that I'll personally pay $20 for them.

"I'm not sure it'd really be worth it for us" to offer money for the photographs, Gawker editor-in-chief Max Read says. But I'm willing to forego my Skittles money this week because I, unlike some other sticks-in-the-mud in the media, believe in L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E. And I think these pics could be fun! First of all, the wedding was at Diana Ross's house. Second of all, Ashlee changed her hair color and got a new chin since her last wedding to Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz. The Ross wedding photos will therefore be totally different than the Wentz wedding photos. There's no way that Ashlee picked the same theme—"one of Avril Lavigne's skinny ties from 2003"—this time.

I Will Personally Pay $20 to See Ashlee Simpson's Wedding Photos

So Ash, here's your offer. I have 20 bucks on the table, or I could also send you some Venmo. Let me know.

[Photos via AP, People]