[Socialite and philosopher Tinsley Mortimer outside a Versace event in midtown Manhattan yesterday; image via Splash]

beefer's new line beats the original, "I Took the Yellow Choo-Choo Here. Did You Know I Walk Like This? I Do. I Just Sort Of Hop Around With My Legs Crossed. Like An Angry Bunny. I Made This Out of My Dad's Coffee Things. Is The Choo-Choo Man Still Staring?"