If all you know about President Warren G. Harding is how quickly he died after taking office, prepare for some presidential trivia you'll never be able to unhear. Harding's love letters—or, as John Oliver puts it, "smutty fuck notes"—to his neighbor's wife are a treasure trove of pillowing breasts, fevered fondling, and penis nicknames.
Jerry. He called his dick "Jerry."
Your last name is "Harding," and that's the best you can do?
[H/T Last Week Tonight]