Idris Elba, actor and noted handsome man, had the world in a tizzy this week when it was speculated that he might have a dong the size of a meatball sub. On Twitter this morning, Elba revealed that his meatballs were actually part of a mic wire and nothing more.
Though disappointment rang out through lands far and wide, there is always a bright side: the perfect hashtag #egowentintospaceshipmodethough is available to be used liberally.
Previously in Is This a Dick Or What, Gawker's premiere dick-speculation service, we discuss Dirty Bird.
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