Incredible: All These Old, Hideous Politicians Were Once Young and Hot

Photo of two people who you once might have considered having sex with via AP

Turns out politicians are just like us—they were once young and attractive, with their whole lives ahead of them, and now they’re not. Join us on a truly incredible DNC-themed look back at once was, what could have been, and which former cutie you should call “dad” this week on Twitter (it’s Tim Kaine).

Joe Biden

Michael Bloomberg

Cory Booker

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Andrew Cuomo

Bill de Blasio

Al Franken

Jesse Jackson

Chloe Grace Moretz

Barack Obama

Michelle Obama

Tim Kaine

Martin O’Malley

Nancy Pelosi

Harry Reid

Bernie Sanders

Chuck Schumer

Elizabeth Warren

Lest we forget—death comes for us all.