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#picoftheday
The San Francisco Treatment
[The new glossy-paper edition of the San Francisco Chronicle whizzes through the presses before it made its way to stands today. Image via Getty] -
#bigmoney
Did Avatar Cost Half a Billion Dollars as the NY Times claimed?
When a new James Cameron movie appears, Hollywood's industry watchers reach for their abacuses, first to tabulate the obscene amounts the film cost, and later, generally, to add up the obscene amounts the movie makes. More » -
#holidaze
AOL Layoffs Tomorrow To Kick Off Depressing Holiday Season?
'Tis the season to rush up layoffs so they don't fall in the sacrosanct Thanksgiving-to-Christmas period: An AOL insider tells us the company is slated to let go around 100 people tomorrow, following 1,500 firings Electronic Arts announced today. More » -
#videuhoh
Journo Ball Smash of the Day
Nobody ever accused the DC press corps of being graceful. But many have accused the DC press corps of being prone to totally smashing its balls, while enthusiastically trailing behind Nancy Pelosi. This video supports the latter accusation. [Wonkette] -
#victory
Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
Maybe Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, and maybe he didn't. Wherever the truth lies, it's clear that the World Intellectual Property Organization has decided that he can't stop the internet from asking the question. More » -
#oddsmaker
Who'll Be Back for the Next Season of Mad Men?
The Mad Men season finale left a real easy way to get rid of a whole bunch of cast members. So, who is going to leave this critically-acclaimed show for fame and fortune and who is here to stay?
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#lookalikes
First Pic of Justin Timberlake as Facebook President
It's always been tough to imagine Justin Timberlake fitting into a movie about the geeky origins of Facebook, even if he was slated to play hard-partying advisor and "founding president" Sean Parker. That mental struggle is over. More » -
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#congress
Lady-Hating Congress Creep Lives In Famous Sin Dorm
Bart Stupak is the Democratic Congressmen who added the "no abortions for people who can't afford them out of pocket" amendment to the House Health Care bill. Guess where he lives! More » -
#fieldguide
The Insanely Rich Young Mobile Ad Broker You've Never Heard Of
No one knows what Facebook and Twitter are really worth, sexy though the startups may be. But AdMob, an obscure company in Silicon Valley's hinterlands, has a very clear, solid value: $750 million in stock from acquirer Google. Yay boring! More » -
#opencaption
'I Believe the Scientific Term Is Nubbin'
[Lady Gaga show the host of German talk show Wetten, dass...? just how big her penis really is. Image via Getty] -
#advertising
Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
Homos park on Noah's Ark? We all owe fundamentalists a big apology. [The Inspiration Room via Copyranter. Click to enlarge.] -
#divorces
Steven Tyler Breaks Up with Aerosmith via Blog Posts
This is not how rock bands are supposed to die. Bands are supposed to go out in a blaze of charred hotel suites, blood feuds and drug overdoses. Instead, Aerosmith's end came in a blog entry. More » -
#predictions
2010 Preview: GOP to Be Teabagged
It's basically a given that the president's party will lose seats after his first midterm (except when 9/11 happens). So let's not get our hopes up. But Republicans really wanna try to prove that bit of conventional wisdom wrong. More » -
#recessionomics
Frugality Is the New...Hey, Stocks Are Back!
The Way We Live Now: Frugally. Frugality is the new "Buzzword," for both rich and poor! It makes rich people sound good, and for poor people...well, it's necessary, really. Doesn't mean you can't be fabulous, though! The rich, we mean. More » -
#fearmongering
How the Ft. Hood Shooter Brings Radical Clerics and Right-Wing Nuts Together
There are sketchy reports that Maj. Nidal Hasan tried to contact "people associated with Al Qaeda," and some are calling Ft. Hood "the largest single terror act in America since 9/11" — something both terrorists and wingnuts wish were true. More » -
#thefugitive
Emma Thompson's Name To Be Removed From Polanski Petition This Week
Emma Thompson was on The View today to talk about her admirable work fighting sex trafficking. Strangely, the ladies didn't ask her about another case of sexual exploitation—the one Roman Polanski perpetrated and Thompson initially appeared to endorse. [Jezebel] -
#advertisement
Feed Your Desperate Need for New Music by Entering to Win a $150 iTunes Gift Card
Earth to your iPod: "Single Ladies" has jumped the shark. Time for new music! We want to help. Take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you'll be entered to win a $150 iTunes Gift Card. [Rules] -
#wasillaalaska
Please Let Levi Johnston Have His Baby Back
Not only is Levi Johnston our hero for taking his penis out for all the world to admire, but also because he's standing up to The Man. Now he's suing for custody rights of his son, Tripp. More » -
#hipstergrifter
The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
It's a weekday, and that means the Hipster Grifter is back, with some more sexxxy jail correspondence! Besides her usual ho-hum tales of imaginary lesbian jail sex, Kari reveals her wacky idea for a reality TV show. Snag her now!
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#surrealestate
San Francisco Braces for Gen. Tom Cruise to Move In (And Perhaps Lead Scientology Offensive)
There's a rumor circulating in the San Francisco press and real estate community: Tom Cruise just bought an $18 million mansion in town. An overgrown pied-Ã -terre wouldn't be too terrifying — except for that local Scientology expansion drive. More » -
#scolds
Andrea Peyser Turns Her Sexy Gaze to Hating Gay Sex
NY Post sexxxy columnist Andrea Peyser takes to her page of hate today to tell everyone to stop hating gay-hating cabbie Maedhat Mohamed. But wait? Wasn't it her own paper that told us to hate him in the first place? More » -
#recaps
Mad Men: The Night of Don's Reckoning
The professional became very personal last night, as Sterling Cooper dissolves and Don has to account for all his past behavior in order to survive. As we all wonder what the future holds, the past has finally been sorted. More » -
#traderoundup
It's Looking Not That Much Like Christmas for Carrey's Carol.
It's not the stocking stuffer Disney hoped for. After spending $180 million on the biggest 3D picture to date, looks like the Iger family might have to make make due with Hyundai's instead of Maserati's under their tree this year. More » -
#puppies
Somebody please save this poor puppy. You selfish monsters.
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#audiuhoh
'Holy Shit' Indeed: Analyst Curse-Out Like a Bracing Cold Shower for Garmin
Here's a nice, sharp break from the cheerleading and punch-pulling for which Wall Street analysts are notorious: A financier on Garmin's last quarterly call, cussing out company for shitty margins on a product. More » -
#juicing
'Food' Causes Obesity, Warn Scientists
You thought you could guzzle fruit juice forever without getting fat, fatty? No! Scientists warn the calories in fruit juice make you fat just like the calories in soda. Other "danger" foods that put you at risk for weight gain: More » -
#panic
Fancy Stroller Recall Brings Park Slope to Grinding Halt
Why does the average Park Slope parent enjoy pushing around their vulnerable young children, Daffodil and Ainsley, in a stroller that could, at any moment, chop off their tiny defenseless fingers?
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#death
Williamsburg Drummer Dies in Freak Accident
Gerhardt Fuchs, a 34 year-old drummer in bands including !!! and Maserati, fell to his death in a Williamsburg elevator shaft last weekend in a horrifying hoodie-related accident.
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#bloggingfordollars
Dumenco: Nikki Finke offers Hollywood the thrill "of seeing a spun reporter do as told."
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#opencaption
The K Is Not for Kushner
[Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump pick up some essentials (are those diapers next to Ivanka?!) at K Mart in Union Square yesterday. Image via Bauer-Grifin] -
#blinditems
Which Gay Actor Was Outed on a Nude Beach?
Breaking up is hard to do, just ask this exposed gay star and his beard girlfriend or this actor who hires hookers to bitch about his wife ruining their marriage. If only we could show them all the curb. More »
