Headline on the front page of today's New York Sun: "U.S. Success in Iraq War Could Hurt Democrats." Yes! So true! But they mean that in the same, odd misapplication-of-the-conditional way that could also be, like: "Thousands Of Roaming Mutant Monkey-Kitten Hybrids Could Complicate Traffic." Ooh, I would so like to read a daily newspaper devoted to covering a highly improbable and confusing speculative future. In it I will learn right now about fun problems that will never come to pass!