The deal was almost too good to be true: Pay professional stuntwomen/actresses Jessie Graff and Tree O'Toole just $2,800, and they will gladly pretend to beat the crap out of each other for a live-action parody of the "Epic Chicken Fight" from Family Guy.
And so the Internet dug deep into its parents' couch cushions and pulled out almost $3,000 to make it so.
And so it was: A full-length, (almost) shot-for-shot reenactment of the classic battle scene between Peter Griffin and Ernie the Giant Chicken.
And the Internet was pleased with itself, and then suddenly got really tired, and fell asleep.
[H/T: The Daily Dot]