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Markets Boom, Momentarily

Thanks to that little European bailout agreement, the markets went absolutely bazonga today! The Dow's up nearly 3%! The Nasdaq was up 3.3%! The S&P was up 3.4%! At this rate, all your investments will have doubled by Thanksgiving! Can't we bail out Europe every day?

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