U.K. Mom Says Giant Fake Boobs Make Her a Better Parent

A Suffolk, U.K. woman says she had her breasts enhanced from an A to a G cup because her discomfort with them got in the way of raising her two-year-old son. Now that she has her implants, she's basically the mum of the year.

"Since having my boob job I have been so happy," 19-year-old Tamsin Wade told the Daily Mail, "I was unable to go swimming with Finley as I felt so self-conscious. I was forced to wear baggy clothes to hide my figure and getting into a bikini made me feel so uncomfortable that me and Finley had never been swimming."

Before her pregnancy, she says, she was a D cup, but after the baby was born, she had what the Mail tactfully describes as "a deflated and uneven 32AA."

"I started to shy away from going out at all as I just felt so bad about myself," she said.

But things were immediately different after her surgery, which she paid for with an $8,500 bank loan. She told the Daily Mail she was finally able to take her son swimming, and she's now started joining mommy and me groups.

Wade's loan payments are around $240 a month, but that's a sacrifice she's willing to make to be a better parent. She's also excited that she no longer has to deprive her toddler of the holiday abroad that he's no doubt always wanted.

"I feel comfortable to take him abroad now too as I won't mind wearing skimpy clothes and bikinis ... We will probably go on a last minute holiday," she said.

"Finley has always been my number one priority, but now I don't let anything hold me back from being the best mum I can be."

It's good that someone is thinking of the children, who are our future.

[H/T BroBible, Photo: Twitter]