Is This a Dick or What?

A gallant tipster has notified us that while searching for some new basketball shorts on customer service shopping shell Zappos, he found what looks like a dick. A pointy one, but with not much girth, and perhaps a curved tail at its end. Let's assess.

Many say that perhaps it's just a fold that looks like a dick. But if you take a look up close, that is definitely a dick. A dick with a piece of string coming out of it. Maybe there is a hook coming out of this dick. That sounds normal. Can't really feel free in basketball shorts unless your dick is stuffed with string and wire.

Is This a Dick or What?


The other colors available in the Nike New Layup Shorts (reviewed 11 times by fairly enthusiastic shorts-wearers but no queries about the free dick that came with them, which is strange) reveal no dicks but a lot of folds. But the folds elsewhere look just like that—folds. Normal stuff.

Here's another angle for your assessment.

Is This a Dick or What?

Here you see that the dick is really just a fold, but maybe the dick is hiding. It is hard for me to determine. If you want 'em, shipping is free. A good deal not to be missed.


[Image via Zappos]