Jameis Winston, the Heisman winner, national title champ, and Florida State football hero, can do no wrong according to his biggest boosters—at least, not without incontrovertible evidence. Well, here's some evidence that he's a dumb supermarket thief, if nothing else.
Winston, who successfully navigated allegations he raped a fellow FSU student last year, has already done his community-service penance for ganking this 37 bucks of crab legs from a Publix near the school's campus in Tallahassee; he got back into the university's good graces just in time to anchor the baseball team's run for a conference title.
He never got in any trouble for earlier alleged BB gun or Burger King soda-stealing incidents, either. But presumably he's a changed man, now that he's done community service and all that. Best of luck to him.