A brand new Whole Foods, the first ever in Brooklyn, opened this morning in Gowanus, and inspired One Direction-like stampedes from eager borough-dwellers.
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) December 17, 2013
— Stumptown Coffee (@stumptowncoffee) December 17, 2013
Why go to the farmer's market when the box store for those who shun box stores is open all the time? Why keep your co-op membership if the giant grocery chain down the street will sell you things without even making you work there? Why just go to a normal supermarket when you can partake in the excitement that is rushing the doors of a Whole Foods slightly after 8:00 a.m. on a Tuesday?
The herd stampeding into the Whole Foods in Gowanus pic.twitter.com/lZnyq5HLpF
— Vivian Yee (@VivianHYee) December 17, 2013
We just don't know.
[image via @effedparkslope/Twitter]